playing:sims 1 reading:the encyclopedia of ancient greece by carlos gomez eating:oranges listening: some ween album watching: xmen '97 or powerpuff girls
to-do list
make a photography page make a media library make a dedicated w95 "desktop" page
make a graphics page make a halo shrine make a sims 1 shrine! update links page make a truffles page ♡ make a collections page make a resources page make a neopets shrine make a jukebox?
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hiya and welcome to my site! this place is a little tropical oasis for me to express my creativity and practice coding. also, try moving some elements around. :) they're a bit wonky but i'm learning!
My name is Linkie, I'm 32, and I'm married to my best friend/lover/obsession/buttbutt/soulmate/testtubecreation/husband of 12 years! We live in the land of Old Bay aka Maryland with my bunny ♡ Truffles ♡, his kitty Athena, and our foster fail bunbun James Alfredosauce Gandalfini the 3rd(ginger for short)! I love Truffles, gaming, photography, tinkering and solving/fixing things. yes that means when i see nice, sturdy cardboard i save it, but not to a hoarders degree! and i have more energy than a child who just ate 78 pixie sticks!! My days are spent working in a bakery getting absolutely coated in chocolate and icing and flour, being stalked by Truffles, listening to nin, watching King of The Hill on repeat, and gaming!
Gaming has always been the biggest part of my life. I grew up playing anything and everything, thanks to my parental units who had all the consoles and my dad for spending like 4 grand on a pc in the 80s. :') Some of my favourite memories are making my uncle play the severnaya levels in goldeneye cuz i was too scared, all my friends hanging at my house 24/7 to game (i lived in town on a one-way street growing up so it was easy to come over lol), my dad letting me play rainbow six on MPlayer, using THIS BAD BOY, playing river city ransom with my mom, diablo 2 with my uncle, dad, and brother, writing down a shopping list for the sims with my friends of all the items we wanted to buy, and infinite others. please allow me to run my mouth more about my favourite gaming memories, by striking up a chat wif me. I'MMA COMPUTAH.
To no one's surprise, I grew up on the internet. Both my parents were so hip widdit (and still are). They had so many online friends and they would always meet up with them. my dad was heavily into wargaming, my mom was a MOMMY BLOGGER and had her own website!! she'd kill me if she saw me describe her that way lol. my cyber journey began when i was a BABY (literally 3 years old) and my mom let me play on websites with browser games for kids, then it evolved to having penpals on kidscom, kiddonet, learning to code on neopets and freewebs, irc, aim and msn and icq, angelfire, flickr, geocities, gaia, oekaki, maplestory, xanga, habbo, newgrounds, albinoblacksheep, random ass forums, runescape, myspace, lookbook, all the classic graphic sites (i will never 4get u swimchick, and that's probably bcuz she became an insanely successful photographer and i still follow her work but yaknowhatimean). my parents NEVER bought photoshop, i only had paint shop pro, and swimchick was one of the very few sites who offered psp scripts/brushes so it always will have a special place in my heart, lol. and then i learned to pirate photoshop. but anyways, honestly, there's not a site out there that I wasn't on. My brother and I used to own a popular Naruto RPG on Habbo, so if anyone remembers reddeviljr or linkie.. hit me up. I met my husband in 2008 on xbox while making a HALO 3 MACHINIMA with a group of people i came across in BTB.. We have been inseparable ever since. I love him for eternity to the stars and beyond forever. You can find me online playing Sims, DoTA, R6 Siege, GTA and everything in between. I mostly play on xbox and pc, and I always welcome new gamer frenz. :3
Aside from all that goodness, I LOVELOVELOVEEE spending time with my baby bunny. Truffles means more than the world to me, I am fully obsessed with her and we both have separation anxiety for each other. She is extremely hyper and rude, but so sweet and nice. Everyone says she is just like her mother. :') She's a be-a-uty ka-weeeen and my itty bitty slumplesnoot squirrely baby girly bebe baby. I love you forever, Truffles. ♡
my freaky little interests & hobbies
LIKES: MY BUNNY TRUFFLES!!!!, MY HUSBAND!!!, resident evil 4, APOCALYPSE NOW!!, bunnies bunnies bunnies, NIN!!!!!, KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD!!!!, american mcgee's alice, ZUNES, silent hill, half life, MEGA64, y2k, king of the hill, JOE PERA TALKS WITH YOU, CONNER O'MALLEY, tim robinson, mid-century modern, atomic age, space age, art deco, bauhaus, interior design of the 40s-70s, architecture, j-fashion, football (STEELERS BABY), MARATHON THE GAME, brutalmoose/moose2, baseball (ORIOLES BABY), luna moths, rosy maple moths, art deco, mid-century modern, brutalism, old YTPs, YTMND, gman squad, disco elysium, old habbo hotel, learning programming, windows 95, windows 98, windows xp, vista, frutiger aero, learning css/html/js, dota 2, old pcs/games, ms-dos, win3.1, mplayer (if you played on mplayer we can be soulmates), WW2 history, kitsch, hibiscus, lilies, animal crossing, ocean/beach, neopets, gaming (in case it wasn't obvious that is literally all i do), human teeth, homestar runner, sims 1 music, consuming/creating art, scanning random textiles, jerma, old schoool runescape, macabre, indie gaming, analog horror, football (nfl/ufl), southern gothic, eastern state penitentiary, swamps, liminal, graveyards, lomography, photography, cooking, baking, old barbie games, writing/making ocs/world building, hula hooping, slathering my entire body in coconut oil, bunnies, NIN, resident evil 4 is my life (2005), leon scott kennedy, gatekeeping anything and everything to do with re4, old machinima, anime, THE MUMMY (1999), halo, tamagotchi, emulators, matcha, yelling, lisa frank, studio ghibli, team fortress 2, weight lifting, SWIMMING, every shade of pink, pokemon, mythology, peaches, lavender, pusheen, tokidoki, collecting STUFF, coraline, creepy dolls & plushes & trinkets, gunpla, sims, dreamcore, egyptology, hellenic history, sparkles & glitter, american mcgee's bunny plushies (mysterious), dancing, JOHN WICK, junji ito, tropical palms and flowers, plastic flamingos, tiki bar/lounge/calypso/exotica music (martin denny!), the red scare podcast LMFAOOO, vaporeon, boba, gong cha, a series of unfortunate events, making noise, cherry blossoms, jumping around, flailing, sloths, baking cute cookies, smelling like a fruit loop, silk, 90 degrees and sunny weather, totoro, 90s nostalgia, world history, sailor moon, plushies, hello kitty/san-x, jasmine, sumikko gurashi, antiquity/medieval/renaissance/victorian/gilded/gothic, cults, wikipedia, internet archive, salt n vinegar, tarot, greek, marshmallows, being loud, long natural nails, my music playlists, mega64, itsuko ayano, ancient world history, salad fingers, happy tree friends, happy bunny, indie sleaze, darkest dungeon, assassin's creed, sim city 2000, gta 3/san andreas/vice city/4/5
things i hate with the burning intensity of a thousand suns: lanternflies, the darkness, people who think stuff is spicy when it's absolutely not PEPPER IS NOT SPICY, fast fashion, babyfied words like "adulting" or "unalive", tiktokers......, when jalapeno poppers have cheddar cheese instead of cream cheese, the word "influencer", people driving by who honk at you, honestly i'm a huge HATER!!!! i LOVE TO HATE!! so i won't list too much here... oh and the usual (nazis, bigots, crypto/ai losers, etc)
SHOWS: KING OF THE HILL, JOE PERA TALKS WITH YOU, THE CHAIR COMPANY, MR ROBOT!!!!!!, mega64, happy tree friends, nirvanna the band the show, xmen 97, twin peaks, smiling friends, invader zim, a knight of the seven kingdoms, TCM channel, castlevania + nocturne, pluribus, slow horses, on cinema at the cinema, always sunny, archer, aqua teen hunger force, DECKER, yellowjackets, teen titans, bob's burgers, gundam, the wire, tim and eric, beavis and butthead, panty and stocking, I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE!!, courage the cowardly dog, the x-files, eric andre, daria, jury duty, daredevil, mr show with bob and david, billy and mandy, ren and stimpy, SKINS, the sopranos, china illinois, LOST, buffy the vampire slayer, xmen evolution, the rehearsal, sailor moon, sealab, pokemon concierge, MR ROBOT, severance, MST3K, whitest kids u know, babylon berlin, lady in the lake, presumed innocent, dungeon meshi, crashbox, ghost in the shell, madtv, guillermo del toro's cabinet of curiosities, from, mad men, summer time rendering, vampire in the garden, every single old cartoon network and nickelodeon show (including the western and canadian shows ok like corneil and bernie and kappa mikey...), higurashi, chernobyl, silo, chilling adventures of sabrina, space ghost, venture brothers, what we do in the shadows, jojo's bizarre adventure, YOU, shogun, fallout, gurren lagann, power puff girls, love death and robots (sometimes? season 4 was kewl), hihi puffyamiyumi show, jimmy neutron, dragon ball, dbz, madoka, yugioh, cardcaptor sakura, inuyasha, flcl, yuyu hakusho, cowboy bebop, evangelion, black mirror, smiling friends, check it out with steve brule, trigun, yuri on ice, aggretsuko, alien9, serial experiments lain, pokemon horizons, pokemon, all... pokemon shows.., aquabats super show, ergo proxy, kill la kill, bananya, space patrol luluco, robot chicken, durara, the mandalorian, bananya, better call saul, chainsaw man, fate/grand order, ghost in the shell, junji ito, urusei yatsura, chobits, one piece, naruto, tales of the crypt, BERSERK, INVADER ZIM, rugrats, spongebob, pokemon, game of thrones, dragon ball, dragon ball z, DOROHEDORO, DEVILMAN CRYBABY, AoT, house of the dragon, miss kobayashi, death note, shinchan, breaking bad, peaky blinders, killing eve, uhhhh i know there's a ton more missing. ask me! i'll watch anything!!
MUSIC: my beloveds: NINE INCH NAILS KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD MASSIVE ATTACK sleigh bells poppy m.i.a death grips tweaker nitzer ebb deftones grimes kyuss health the prodigy melvins tatu slift exotica sludge shoegaze post punk thrash | ALL VIDEO GAME SOUNDTRACKS!, boys noize, WEEN, aphex twin, pigface, soulwax, Grimes, uffie, killing joke, ladytron, babes in toyland, mastadon, neotokyo soundtrack, lazerhawk, drab majesty, die antwoord, the vines, chumbawamba, saint etienne, misfits, atari teenage riot, butthole surfers, pipe-eye, missing persons, aquabats!, queens of the stone age, acid king, kidneythieves, danny brown, Alex Sloane, the garden, nights templar, mens recovery project, whores, turing machine, saint etienne, PinkPantheress, freezepop, fugazi, la roux, metallica, method man, the b-52s, deerhoof, NEWJEANS, frank zappa, simian mobile disco, Depeche Mode, lana del rey, mark mothersbaugh, eyeliner, against all authority, polyphia, soviet soviet, the like, she past away, garbage, les claypool, sausage, justice, eagles of death metal, flagman, modest mouse, karen o, chris vrenna, the hives, lily allen, arctic monkeys, marina and the diamonds, TOOL, mad capsule markets, charli xcx, yelle, of montreal, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, mars argo, iron maiden, primus, m|o|o|n, the futureheads, accept, yeah yeah yeahs, a perfect circle, machine girl, the end of electronics, talking heads, oysterhead, dio, radiohead, nicki minaj, chvrches, millionaires, dir en grey, black flag, jack off jill, saul williams, doja cat, Genesis/Phil Collins, santigold, kraut, pj harvey, elita,
smile.rip, anne hero world, the cardigans, klaxons, black sabbath, porter robinson, chelsea wolfe, tame impala, BLACKPINK, massive attack, laurel halo, the English beat, dazegxd, goldfrapp, slint, charlie clouser, the go! team, miss kittin, calvin harris, anti-flag, akira yamaoka, t.a.t.u, slowdive, gesaffelstein, testament, lady sovereign, led zeppelin, phantogram, pilotredsky, breaking benjamin, daft punk, mr bungle, gesaffelstein, danny elfman, bauhaus, la femme, mick gordon, gorillaz, does it offend you yeah?, tyler the creator, x-ray spex, skinny puppy, the maria's, 2d2f, HEALTH, lunatic calm, metric, the shins, rob zombie, lcd soundsystem, halsey, portishead, a-ha, st vincent, how to destroy angels, rico nasty, echo and the bunnymen, placebo, new young pony club, sky ferreira, poison girl friend, weird al, mr oizo, MELVINS, interpol, alice cooper, kreayshawn, Lords of Acid, SOPHIE, le tigre, nofx, the radicts, revolting cocks, coil, Apollo 440, cirrus, CROSSES, PERFUME, erkin koray, the cure, KMFDM, blackfilm, siouxsie and the banshees, System of a Down, garbage, tweaker, my bloody valentine, smashing pumpkins, LOONA, vein fm, marina and the diamonds, Melanie Martinez, oingo boingo, carpenter brut, LOWLIFE, molchat doma, pixies, evil nine, opus iii, the clash, cocteau twins, babymetal, The Prodigy, tobacco, sonic youth, ashnikko, mgmt, crystal method, of montreal, bjork, dr octagon, bikini kill, peach pit, ozzy osbourne, red velvet, gwen stefani, blur, Kraftwerk, lush, ac/dc, metal church, amanda blank, and one, the birthday massacre, The Cramps, unkle, boom boom satellites, PUFFY amiyumi, the syrup, the pillows, röyksopp, fka twigs, dead kennedys, boy harsher, prototypes, cardi b, scattle, css, squirrel zippers, aphex twin, drab majesty, Deftones, Sisters of Mercy, new order, skinny puppy, kyuss, deadmau5, tv girl, m83, sneaker pimps, black rebel motorcycle club, HANA, kittie, turnstile, overseer, thee oh sees, indie sleaze, Dresden dolls, the strokes, Crystal Castles, anti-flag, smashing pumpkins, no doubt, ima robot, hive, nine Inch Nails, anamanaguchi, mazzy star, the smiths, shiny toy guns, trent & atticus, DAF, fiona apple, ministry, king gizzard and the lizard wizard, hole, peaches, M.I.A, crookers, Azealia Banks, puscifer, Nitzer Ebb, mstrkrft, slayer, thievery corporation, the breeders, the cars, joy division, perturbator, ethel cain, devo, electrocute, filter, Mindless Self Indulgence, the kills, public image ltd, elite force, the bravery, bob dylan, mf doom, the black keys, all anime OSTs and video game OSTs, moods and memories. music is very precious and necessary for me. from trip hop to junglist to darkwave to visual kei to hardstyle to playstation dnb to shoegaze to sludge to everything. the list is infinite i have 59383 spotify playlists and specific genres to pinpoint very specific moods and memories. please share with me all your gatekept music...
GAMES: resident evil 4, disco elysium, clair obscur, resident evil series (not the remakes), zelda series, silent hill series, halo series, american mcgee's alice, goldeneye 007, half life series, gta series, dota, civilization 3, sims series, darkest dungeon, outlast series, dead space series, destiny series, call of duty: waw & black ops 1 & modern warfare, rainbow six siege (please play w/ me), diablo series, final fantasy x-2, assassin's creed series (my beloved of all time), the list is also infinite. check out my backloggd to see all my favs + all games i've ever played! or please take a look in the images section below to see a list of my top games! these lists are never complete and i definitely missed things. just ask!
MOVIES: APOCALYPSE NOW!!!!!!, the mummy, office space, spirited away, my neighbor totoro, KICKASSIA, alice in wonderland, the lighthouse, rap world, coraline, goldeneye, goldfinger, SHATTERED GLASS, macross plus, resident evil films (live action & animated), poor things, alien series, downfall (der untergang), lord of the rings, xmen (2000-2006 films), on her majesty's secret service, amelie, sinners, ip man, crank 2, the menu, nosferatu 2024, memento, one battle after another, parasite, bram stoker's dracula, all bond films (except the daniel craig ones), truman show, mulholland drive, platoon, blue velvet, 10 things i hate about you, bugonia, challengers 2024, lolita 1997, JOHN WICK SERIES, austin powers, flow, the matrix series, at eternity's gate, léon (the professional), a series of unfortunate events, jimmy neutron boy genius, fifth element, airheads, wayne's world, clueless, clue, the godfather, casablanca, florida project, empire records, peewee's big adventure, lost highway, all ghibli, the killing 1956, kiss me deadly, psycho, scooby doo, advent children, blade runner & 2049, drive, dead space films, marie antoinette, romeo + juliet, moulin rouge, frankenstein 2025, gladiator, shawshank redemption, weathering with you, starship troopers, lara croft: tomb raider, se7en, UHF, perfect blue, akira, your name, us, get out, phoenician scheme, earth girls are easy, inland empire, inglorious basterds, generation war, persepolis, ghost in the shell (1995), spider-man (2002), the sound of music, stalingrad, men in tights, blazing saddles, young frankenstein, mel brooks' films, die another day, edward scissorhands, sucker punch, ghost ship, nightcrawler, 2001 a space odyssey, full metal jacket, the shining, das boot, silent hill, sky captain and the world of tomorrow, bullet train, edward scissorhands, rogue one, star wars 1-6, crimson peak, the shape of water, black swan, spring breakers, the girl on the motorcycle, wait until dark, the craft, posession, fight club, girl interrupted, corpse bride, nightmare before christmas, i love to watch all the films on TCM as well!
FOODS: crab cakes, eggs, buffalo chicken, churrasco de pollo, banana splits, cottage cheese with apple butter, caesar salad, beef birria, platanos maduros, fish tacos, matcha tea, shrimp tacos, dolmades, arroz chaufa, teriyaki salmon, sashimi/sushi, moussaka, ramen, dandan noodles, mangoes, peaches, karaage don, chicken katsu, pesto, shwarma, jalapeno ranch hawaiian chicken tacos, doner kebab, pickles, salt n vinegar, poutine, biscoff, mochi, cupcakes, sriracha, soy sauce, queso, cottage cheese, pico de gallo, boba, strawberries, thai red curry, butterfly pea tea, japchae, gong cha, cilantro, roasted chilean sea bass, cream of crab, bulgogi, strawberry matcha latte from gong cha, anything from gong cha, dill, dill flavoured things, taiyaki, gyros, lamb+beef gyro, lobster, crab, tempura, poke, gyoza, takoyaki (SOMEtimes), filet mignon, tiramisu, dijon, kolokithokeftedes, garlic, kimchi, korean bbq, sweet potatoes, spicy pad thai, cool whip, fried zucchini, miso, fresh guacamole, plums, ACTUAL spicy food, tajin, mango salsa, chamoy, crab legs, truffle mashed potatoes, el yucateco green chile habanero sauce, spicy tuna, biryani, baklava, orange chocolate, marshmallows, nutella, peanut butter, honey, bananas, bananas foster, coconut, shakshuka, chicken tenders, nashville hot, japanese curry, indian curry, goat curry, ANY AND ALL VARIATION OF CURRY, chili crunch, jerk chicken, ginger beer, rice and peas, pho, fried pickles, szechuan, white pepper, dirty dick's tropical hot sauce, tahini, peruvian cherry peppers, vegetable/bbq chicken/buffalo pizza, bifteki, pupusas, kalamata olives, baozi, carne asada, fried scallops, vegetable dumplings, old bay, stuffing, deviled eggs, honeyed carrots, bao, philly cheesesteaks, cinnamon rolls, avgolemono soup, paninis, chipotle peppers, falafel, pomodoro arrosto, wakame, jalapenos, whipped cream cheese, tzatziki, sambal oelek, empanadas, orange juice, turkey bacon, spanakorizo, pickled onions, bell peppers, sweet thai chili, hummus, tabouleh, ezme, harissa sauce, shug sauce, oranges, cranberries, tomatoes, calamari, tuna, avocadoes, lamb, unagi, mako tacos, cucumbers, horchata, hibiscus tea, limes, pineapple, limon, feta, asiago crab dip, ouzo, hot salsas, california brand seasoned sun dried tomatoes, honey mustard, ranch, balsamic glaze, orange olive oil (ty to my bff), jasmine rice, ice cream, strawberry shortcake, donuts, cookies, croissants. i really love mexican, greek, japanese, and peruvian cuisine. i will try EVERY THING (and love it probably)
SCENTS: my bunny truffles, lilac, hibiscus, jasmine, black locust blossoms, honey suckle, lavendar, rose, cocoa butter, coconut, lemon, dill, orange, sunblock, chlorine, pool water, bathing suit material, fresh cut grass, petrichor, summer evenings, loreal fish shampoo, wet chalk, wet pavement, hose water, the way the house smelled in the summer when the ac was running and we came in from swimming all day (it was probably musty but idgaf it was a classic smell), the way grammy's house smelled (old, musty, but also like produce because she had vegetables and fruit sitting out all the time), bath and bodyworks compact beachball glitter lipgloss, the perfume that came with the fianna bratz nighty nite doll
xD rAnDuM (images)
My wallpaper is set up to look like my desktop in the 90s!
my spacehey!
tropical browser ^o^
My favourite games! Only top 3 are in order
three of my favourite playlists!
my angel queen i love you more than anyone and anything
november 30th 2016 - may 10th 2025
you are the most perfect baby girl
it's so fucking hard without you, truffles
just pure horrificness
blahhh
thank you for checking out my page! feel free to sign my guestbook! ^o^
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more to come soon! if you have any requests, please let me know! i'm still learning how to code, these are just silly little experiments :)
dailies
Quest log
Giant Jelly
Apple Bobbing
Bank
Anchor Management
Coltzan's Shrine
Daily Puzzle
Forgotten SHore
Faerie Crossword
Deserted Tomb
Fruit Machine
Giant Omelette
Grave Danger
Tombola!
Grumpy Old King
Healing Springs
Negg Puzzle
The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity
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to-do list
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My name is Linkie, I'm 32, and I'm married to my best friend/lover/obsession/buttbutt/soulmate/testtubecreation/husband of 12 years! We live in the land of Old Bay aka Maryland with my bunny ♡ Truffles ♡, his kitty Athena, and our foster fail bunbun James Alfredosauce Gandalfini the 3rd(ginger for short)! I love Truffles, gaming, photography, tinkering and solving/fixing things. yes that means when i see nice, sturdy cardboard i save it, but not to a hoarders degree! and i have more energy than a child who just ate 78 pixie sticks!! My days are spent working in a bakery getting absolutely coated in chocolate and icing and flour, being stalked by Truffles, listening to nin, watching King of The Hill on repeat, and gaming! 
My wallpaper is set up to look like my desktop in the 90s!
Quest log
Giant Jelly
Apple Bobbing
Bank
Anchor Management
Coltzan's Shrine
Daily Puzzle
Forgotten SHore
Faerie Crossword
Deserted Tomb
Fruit Machine
Giant Omelette
Grave Danger
Tombola!
Grumpy Old King
Healing Springs
Negg Puzzle
The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity
Wise Old King
Ye Olde Fishing Vortex
The Laboratory
Food Club
Cheeseroller!
Coconut Shy
Council Chamber
Kiko Pop
RICH SLORG!!!
Tarla's Non-Toolbar Treasurse
Trudy's Surprise
Faerie Caverns
Stocks portfolio
Snowager
The Void Within
steam account!
add me on xbox! 
